Quit College
If you read the Bureau of Labor Statistics Report closely (bottom of p.19 (98)), the fastest growing occupations are protective service, personal care and service, building/grounds maintenance, and food preparation. For most of these, you don't need a Bachelors degree.
More and more schools are now offering homeland security as a major. Here is another USA Today story touting Sports Security Management. I guess you can get paid to watch people cheering because their team just scored a touchdown. How ridiculous :-((
Be sure to read my other college posts.
But look on the bright side, if you tip me and get my two seminars - Thriving in a Global Economy and Computerized Tools for Profitable Investing - it won't matter what you majored in, you'll always have MOOLA!